I want to do my nails

March 6, 2009

Ok – no. I don’t want to do my nails, and no, I’m not gay. So on with the story. 

I  had just gotten out of classes at the resource center and me and hailey and my mom were in the car waiting for Savannah to finish a chem test. The car windows were open.
I’m really bored so I pick up some little sand-paper popsickle stick looking like thing and I try to figure out what it is. Like the name was on the tip of my tounge but I couldn’t get it out! I knew that y’all girls use it for ur nails.

Mom reached out to take the stick. Just as she grabbed it I remembered that it was called a nail filer and those female things use it to file down their nails. I joked (very loudly) “But I want to do my nails!!!”

Just as I said that Leanne walks by the window and hears it and starts laughing like crazy! and then she goes in the resource center and tells everyone in the front room what had happened.

you probably dont care but it was SOO funny if you were there.

March 2, 2009

Hey guys,

Alright well I’ve got an idear for a story. 

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no. I’m not an Athiest. The story is a spiritual thriller where dead people and deamons try to come into our world and take it over.

Yes. I know the first rule is a bit.. err.. corny. Deal with it.

Just read it & tell me vat you think.

More things I hate

February 26, 2009

So earlier this week I was requested by Karmen to write about ‘um’. I decided that there wasn’t much to say about um except that it’s used by a lot of people who don’t have a lot to say. 

So instead I decided to write about things I hate, just because I’m such a negative little hethen who likes putting people down :D. No jk I just hate writting about things I like ’cause there’s no fun in that.

anyways let’s get started.

  • I hate *hate* hate hate looking at the bottoms of peoples feet. Gross. Disgusting. Revolting. So in public if ur wearin fliperfloppers cause it’s the south and that’s just what we do but I’m able to see the bottom part of ur foot I’ll try and ignore it but end up asking you to move it. Leanne can attest to that. 
  • I hate dramaqueens. They’re always so self-centered little brats who think the world evolves around them. Now like I understand a 6 year old dramaqueen, but to be 15 and still act like that is just ridiculous. 
  • Watered down sweet tea. Yeah-that’s gross.. UR IN THE SOUTH! FLAVOR UP UR TEA YOU YANKEES!
  • Oh yeah people who insult u for wearin flip flops in the winter. Like hey listen number 1 this is the south. That’s kinda like what we do. wearing flip-flops in the winter and other such retarted stuff. Number 2 i’m to lazy to tie my shoe, so, well umm deal with it.
  • EWW people who don’t wear deoderent are just, umm, stupid. Let’s leave it at that.
  • LIBERALS!!!!! I HATE LIBERALS!!!! UR AGENDA IS SO TWISTED!! GO DRIVE UR LITTLE ELECTRIC CARS IN FRANCE!!
  • I hate people telling me to do something I’m already doing. I dont hate the people telling, cause then I’d hate a lot of people. I just hate the act of being told something so obvious a baby would know it. 

Yeah so u know writting like “Oh YEAH my life is so hunky dory!” is just so darn annoying. Soooooo instead I write about these stupid things I can’t stand. Feel free to comment (duh.)

The [not] fairness doctrine

February 18, 2009

fairness-doctrine2So what is the fairness doctrine?

Yeah so I’ll tell you what it is in my opinion really quick because I’m pissed and I want to get to the part where I can totally bash this. The Fairness Doctrine is a document that will silence conservative talk-radio. So anything you say against liberals (definition: the selfish butthole pigs running the country) is like, uhh, illegal.
 

Ok. This is the fun part.

Umm, HELLO? Did I miss something back in 2nd grade? Didn’t the pilgrims origanily come to America so that they could have the right to free religoun. And then didn’t we base this country on FREE SPEECH?? And if I’m not mistaken doesn’t the First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibit the govarnment from making laws that infringe free speech??? Like wow I really must have failed 2nd grade history/social studies or something. SERIOUSLY!

I’m sorry. I’d rather like to know that the idiots running this nation spend my money on making the illegal immigrants feel more at home. Like I can’t really stop it, but at least let me know what y’all are doing with my money. People like Rush Limbaugh, Mike Savage, Mark Levin, are all going to be forced off the radio so that the liberals can spread their lies. 
 

So why do the liberals want this???

hehe. This is juicy. You see the liberals already OWN the media. So a long time ago (like in 2000)  in a far away land called America some liberals (here on dubbed ‘The Buttholes‘) decided that they wanted to take on Talk Radio.

Now each radio station is funded mainly by its advertisers. You see the problem was that the buttholes didn’t have anybody to advertise, because all the advertisers knew that everyone wanted to hear the truth, and NOBODY goes to the buttholes for the truth.

So the buttholes never really got up on their feet. And they decided that all of America must not be allowed to hear the truth. Thus they created The Butthole Fairness Doctrine.

So, the reason liberals want the fairness doctrine is so that we can all be subdued to their lies. Isn’t that just dandy?

 

Closing notes

Oh and if you enjoy my blog you won’t be able to read it, ’cause the libs are also wanting the Fairness Doc to apply to the internet. That’s 2 free peices of duck tape for Dylan!

Yeah listen PLEASE comment but holy crap don’t argue back unless you actually have an argumeant worth my time. Alright?

Michael Phelps

February 11, 2009

So as most of you probably know, the world famous Olympic champion Michael Phelps was caught in a photo on pot.

The photo was taken mid-atunm last year (2008 ) here at University of South Carolina. The county sheriff made a public statement and said he would press charges on Phelps if possible.

he wasn’t kidding, either. The sheriff did some digging and has made 8 arrests. Everyone arrested was in the room when the photo of Phelps using a bong was taken, except for Phelps.

Phelps has made a public apology for his behaviour, and he’s in the photo. ther Sheriff just needs to work a few more things before Phelps is arrested.

Kellogg cereal has dropped their partnership with Phelps and he’s been suspended from the Olympics.

Now here’s what I think. Phelps is a great guy. He is a role model for so many children, young and teens. He showed negative for drug tests during the Olympic games, and this photo was taken after the Olympics. That leads me to believe that Phelps won the Olympic games, had a few months off of training and the media, and in all the relaxing he just kinda screwed up. STILL, that is NO excuse for his behaviour. He’s just let down millions of families and fans who supported him all the way. Still: If my theory is correct, I believe he should be given a second chance.

So he’s lost his partnership with Kellogg, he’s been suspended from the Olympics, and he will most likely pay jailtime.

The most common, looked up to, celebrated athlete on the planet just flushed his courier down the toilet. Sad, isn’t it?

Obama bops his head :D

February 10, 2009

Omg the FUNNIEST thing happened today.

So Obama is walking from the whitehouse to the chopper. He’s carrying a folder and walking his little I’m the President of the United States of America walk, lookin’ all proud and such.

He gets walks into the chopper and pops out to wave one last time at the Media. He bops his head while pulling it back into the chopper. It’s kinda funny.

Vid @ http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2009/02/09/vo.obama.bumps.head.cnn

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying he shouldn’t be president because he bopped his head while trying to pull it into the chopper. I’m just entertained at how he walks his prideful walk only to screw up and hit head while entering the chopper.

What do I write next??

February 4, 2009

This is killing me. I have NO clue what to write about, and my fanbase is dwindling. So what do you think I should write about? Comment & tell me.

BTW I went back to the old theme. I like the classy style.

Hey there Delilah-REMIX

February 1, 2009

Plain White T’s “Hey there Delilah” is a widely popular song.  It was also light and easy for me to edit so I decided to have some fun with it in Audacity (audio editor).

The result is HILARIOUS. Check it out @ http://www.viddler.com/explore/DylanT/videos/16/

New layout

January 28, 2009

Hey guys. I changed my site layout..

Keep it or trash it? (No, that was not a rhetorical question. That means if you just read this you are tasked with commenting and providing your opinion. It’s not hard ya’ know. You don’t have to sign in or anything. Yeah well I’ve wrote a lot inbetween these poor, umm, I forget what they’re called. Dang it. They look like ‘( )’. Crud. Ok so anyways when you comment tell me what ‘( )’ are called. I guess I better close this, err, ‘( )’ section.

Thanks)

Obama closes GITMO

January 21, 2009

I AM PISSED OFF!

As one of his first orders as Pres. of the US, Barak Obama is ordering the closing of GITMO in one year. So you’re probably wondering, what the heck is GITMO? Gitmo is where all our nice little 9/11, muslim, american hating terrorist friends are being held. President Obama want’s to close it down. Yeah, like let them go. Basicly.

The terrorists will get away without any war-crime charges. Read this article on FOXNEWS to for more and this article to read the 9/11 victim-families reactions.

Oh, also, by the way, now we don’t only pay for our own abortions, but we’re paying for abortions in other countries.