Things I hate updated 2008

December 31, 2008

So incase you were stupid enough to not read title, this post is about things I hate!
So let’s get started.

1. I hate looking at people’s feet. You know like the bottom part that’s all disgusting and stuff. I can’t even stand to have that in my periphials. AHH! HATE IT!

2. I hate it when people ask dumb questions, like “How are you?” when the person who is asking that kinda lives with me. I mean seriously, put the peices together you moron! You live with me!

3. I hate it when people over dramatize something. Like my little sister never stops doing that. “OH MY GOSH IT’S SO CUITE!” seriously, we’ve had the puppy for like three weeks. You should have gotten over how cuite it is.

4. People not flushing the toilet. Lets just not go there. It’s nasty. If you don’t flush you’re disgusting and I will personaly kick you out of my house if you dare not flush here. Case closed. Deal with it.

5. People trying to act funny. Like trying to act funny is annoying, but trying to act funny and failing is so just.. ARGH! I hate that.

6. Endless voicemails from someone. Like I could scroll through my voicemail right now  and I’d here the three same people about sixty times over and over again. I should probably delete some stuff soon…..

7. Girls who are utterly obsessed with themselves. Seriously. This ticks me off! I hate girls who just endlessly talk about themselves and suck the life out of you by asking endless self-pointed questions. ANNOYING! Thank the lord (Thank you, lord) I don’t have any friends like this. Period (just incase some of you [my friends] were wondering.. I’m not talking ’bout any of you)

8. Having to socialize. OMG I hate this. I hate having to be all social and talk with people and etc. This is so annoying. I’m a total party pooper. I’ll go out to a movie with friends but going to a large party I hate! I do like just hanging out with friends in general… but having to actually *socialize* and make new friends and hang out with people I don’t know and even sometimes go to partys with people I do know is something I really hate. I’m not shy, good heavens no, I just hate having to “socialize”.

9. Slow computers. Yeah. I’m so spoiled on this really fast (2.5 gig ram) computer I custom made myself a year ago that I cannot stand to use a slow computer. I’d rather just wait till I can use my own.

10. Paris Hilton. Yeah lets just leave it there. I hate Paris Hilton.So do you. Deep inside you’re saying “WOW HE’S SO BRILLIANT! PARIS HILTON IS A SELF-POINTED BARBY WHO PLAYS IN XXX MOVIES. SHE SHOULD DIE.” Now if you’re not thinking that, nevermind. I won’t waste my time.

11. People who just don’t shut up. Seriously. I’m fine talking on the phone with someone for five hours, but if I’m stuck at you house and you’re talking endlessly about crap I don’t care about, I really don’t want to listen. Go record yourself and listen to it over and over till your satisfied, just please, let me go home… alive.

12. Vegetables. Oh and btw it’s supposed to be pronounced vee-gee-tae-blo. no just joking about the pronunciation. I hope you didn’t believe me. You’d be really stupid if you did, quite frankly.

13. Emails telling me I must forward the email to at least 10 people if I want to go to heaven. Give me a break, seriously! I’m not going to forward some stupid email sent to me by some judgmental person who calls himself a christian. Sorry. If God wants me to send a message I think that the bush’s in my yard will burn before he uses a computer. Hope I didnt offend anyone. If I did, deal with it.

So if you disagreed with anything I said here, deal with it. Opinions is what makes the world go round. Sadly for you, though, the above are facts, not my opinions :p

no just joking…

Ok bye.

Dylan

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New stuff. Funny moments.

December 15, 2008

Yeah so for the new thingsies.

RED: NEW ALBUM: If you’re a fan of the christian rock band RED, you’ll be excited to know that they’re coming out with a new album – “Innocence and Instinct”. If you go to the bands MySpace, you can listen to a preview of one of the songs in that album.

SHREK GOES FOURTH: Now I’ve had midterms etc all week so I didn’t dig for details. The infamous Shrek movie things are coming out with their 4th adventure. http://www.themovieinsider.com/m1824/shrek-4/

Funny Moments…

SO I was walking into school and a lady was like “Oh! Hey Dylan how’s it been going?”  I had no clue who this was.

me: “Umm,,.. do I know you?”

Lady: “Oh I’m Amanda’s mom.. Amanda and your sister did the science fair together last year”

me: “Oh yeah..”

Lady: “You look so much like your sister.”

Me: “I’m a guy…”

One of the administrators nearby who was listening rolled her eyes at my comment. “You know what she means.. Dylan”.

ANYWAYS  I know y’all probably don’t care but it was really funny if you’d been there.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,464848,00.html#

So here’s the deal: The schoolboard wants to teach kids as young as 10 to fight off an armed gunman. Some people are against this because it could cause “emotional trama“.

Now look people. Sure these kids are young, and they’re probably scared too, but the fact is that we live in a world where sin and violence and hate crimes and murder thrive. School shootings have twirlled out of control.

I would rather have my little brother come home alive at the cost of him being scared a little bit instead of having to watch him be lowered into the ground at the funeral.

What do you think about this?

Dylan

Living Nativity spoiler

December 7, 2008

Ok so since I can remember my family has made it a tradition to go to a drive-through nativity scene.

So. This year we really messed up, but it was soo funny. We’re driving through the nativity with our windows down when we get to the scene when Gabriel is telling Mary she is going to give birth to Jesus. The following is said (please note the windows were open and my sibilings speak loudly):

Savannah: Wow – I’m glad they have a guy this year finally. They’ve had girls play Gabriel for the last 3 years now! So not sexy.

Zibby: His wings look fake…

Me: His arms must get really tired going up and down all the time

Reagan: You’re a fake angel!

(Gabriel starts to smile…)

Savannah: Oh look he’s starting to crack up!!!!

 

Gabriel at this point is doing his best to contain his laughter as Marry looks at us like we’re some kind of weirds.. which I guess we are.

anyways I just wanted to share that with you – we couldn’t help but laugh yet feel really bad the rest of the drive..

Dylan

a Social network

December 5, 2008

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I’m thinking about making my own Facebook like website. It won’t be as rich in features at Facebook, so tell me what you think.

Users will be able to:

  • Invite friends
  • Edit their profile
  • Write on a friend’s  wall (need to change the name.. any ideas?)
  • Upload photos

The main focus of this will be the wall.

You can share links, vids, photos, etc using the wall. Let’s zoom in some more, though. Now, amongst all the features of the wall, the main focus will be on keeping other’s as updated as possible about what you’re doing. So not only can you write on your wall from your web browser, but I’ll also make a little download to go alongside my social network. This download will hide beside your computer’s clock as an icon. When you double click the icon, a small window appears in which you type what you’re doing and press enter. You’ve been updated. There will also be a mobile phone app, so you can update from your phone via text messaging.

Tell me what you think. Also tell me what you want Facebook to do yet it doesn’t do (maybe I can implement that).

Dylan

HALF / LIFE

December 5, 2008

Hey so I was editing my story for English and I came to the horrible realization that I had to actually have a name for the story (creepy, right?)

So I sat there for about 45 minutes trying to come up with a name (actually facebooking :p) until I finally came up with Half / Life.

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Why? Well if you havn’t read the story yet, I don’t want to ruin it. Here’s a .pdf link (I had some MAC and Linux users wanting to read it but couldn’t download Wake)

Half / Life
Please give me some feedback and suggestions, etc. The final paper is due next Thursday.

Dylan

IE: Why I hate it

December 3, 2008


To many options…: Internet Explorer 8’s context menu (the menu that appears when you right-click). The only addons I have installed is the Windows Live stuff (also crap) and CopyCode (I made that). That’s insane. Look at how long that is :0. Click here for an image of the menu.

Slow, Slow, Slow: Yeah. Microsoft seems to like making their user’s wait. Not only does IE load web pages slowly, but openeing tabs takes a while to, especially on slow computers. Mozilla FireFox can load Microsoft’s web site faster than Microsoft’s browser can.

Horrible Addon support: IE does allow you to have addons, but the addon manager is crap. It takes forever to load the addons, and half of them won’t even show up! Developing addons is a pain in the butt. Even to make a simple addon that modifies the context menu (like mine does), you have to mod the registry, make a javascript file, and then Microsoft leaves you in the dark on how to get it installed on your user’s computer.

Too many toolbars: For some reason Microsoft wants IE to turn into Toolbar Explorer.  Me? I’ve customized my FireFox browser to only show them menu bar, the address bar, and tabs. I like to actually see webpages when I browse, not buttloads of toolbars and buttons and crap.

Can’t load pages the right way: Yeah. Pages that work on real browsers (firefox, chrome, safari, etc) don’t work on IE, and pages that work on IE won’t work on anything else.

Microsoft didn’t even make IE: Nope. Microsoft was sold the source code by a failing company.

Updates? Hello?? Microsoft doesn’t seem to ever want to update us to the newest version of IE.

In conclusion… Ok so lets break it down. The browser window is to crowded, slow, and provides way to many options while not providing essentials like updates or correct page rendering. INSANE! Now come on people there are millions more browsers out there. Here are a few of the famous ones, and they all work on Windows and MAC.

  • FireFox
  • Safari
  • Chrome (MAC version coming soon…)
  • Opera

ttyl,

Dylan

My assignment this week was to write a 5 page short story. It’s supposed to be double spaced, so it’s really 2 1/2 pages..

anyways I really liked what I came up with. Read this rough (rough) draft and tell me what you think.

wrA second chance.wrf

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You’ll need Wake to open the file. Download it from www.CodePackage.com/software.html

Tell me what you think,

Dylan

Incase you didn’t read the news a WalMart employee was trampled to death when WalMart opened up early Friday after Thanksgiving. What’s so horroble about this is that thousands of people knowingly continued to trample over this bleeding employee, all for that shirt they wanted, or Grand Theft Auto V, the game where you can even rape people (yeah doesn’t that sound inviting?).

What’s even more disturbing is that after WalMart closed, they had to call the Police, because people wouldn’t stop trying to get in. THEN the people complained about the store having shut down, the same people who trampled to death an employee.

This is very sad, disturbing, and alerting what we are becoming when we trample someone to death simply for a game, or those blue jeans.

Dylan

P.S., I’ve heard rumors that two other employees were injured while trying to help the one now dead. I’m not sure if this is true, though.

Hey guys,

I have a question, but first let me explain where I’m coming from. It’s the weekends, just about the only time we get to play computer games or PS3 (we’re doing school most the time).

We were eating dinner Friday night and my little sister asks what we’re doing after dinner (she knew the answer, but she just wanted to make sure). My dad says “Y’all can get on the computer, except for Dylan (hi, my name is Dylan).

I continue to ask him why I can’t get on, and he continues to answer “because I don’t want you to” or “Because it doesn’t suite me”.

The question: Is he abusing his power as an adult and parent? He could have a reason to not let me play, but he never told me why he did that, making his form of punishment somewhat not useful seeing I can’t improve unless I know what I’m supposed to improve.

I know i’m supposed to do whatever my parents tell me, but I don’t understand why exactly they tell me to do things such as this without at least letting me know what I did wrong.

So, *especialy parents reading this* is he abusing his power as a parent?

Dylan