New layout

January 28, 2009

Hey guys. I changed my site layout..

Keep it or trash it? (No, that was not a rhetorical question. That means if you just read this you are tasked with commenting and providing your opinion. It’s not hard ya’ know. You don’t have to sign in or anything. Yeah well I’ve wrote a lot inbetween these poor, umm, I forget what they’re called. Dang it. They look like ‘( )’. Crud. Ok so anyways when you comment tell me what ‘( )’ are called. I guess I better close this, err, ‘( )’ section.

Thanks)

Obama closes GITMO

January 21, 2009

I AM PISSED OFF!

As one of his first orders as Pres. of the US, Barak Obama is ordering the closing of GITMO in one year. So you’re probably wondering, what the heck is GITMO? Gitmo is where all our nice little 9/11, muslim, american hating terrorist friends are being held. President Obama want’s to close it down. Yeah, like let them go. Basicly.

The terrorists will get away without any war-crime charges. Read this article on FOXNEWS to for more and this article to read the 9/11 victim-families reactions.

Oh, also, by the way, now we don’t only pay for our own abortions, but we’re paying for abortions in other countries.

Come on people! Do y’all seriously believe that the world is going to end because we utilize assets (ie factories) we’ve been given?????? ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?

The weatherman can’t even predict tomorrows weather correctly half the time, why should we believe them when they say global warming is going to end the world in 50000 years????? umm,,, stupid. duh.

Seriously. These people can’t even tell us how it will happen! They just say something bad will happen. Sorry – if you want me to believe I need some reliable evidence.

I do agree that oil spills kill fish. duh. I don’t think we should stop using boats.. that’s just dumb. Oil spills are rare. BTW did you know the gov spends more money on animal care than they do on child care? creepy…

AND WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE STOP DRILLING? Do you brainwashed people know how much the economy, and you, relies on oil?

Oh and Al Gore’s wonderful lightbulb invention that was supposed to use less energy.. it umm, uses like the same amount of energy as any lightbulb. The only difference is that it lasts longer.

Two seals were damaged by an oil spill. After they were rescued and the govarnment spent $2000 on each animal, they were released into the wild. A whole crowd of around 100 people were watching and cheering as the seal made their way across the ice to the ocean. Suddenly, just after the seals slid into the water, a whale swam up and ate them both.

Just though that was a funny joke.

Dylan

Our stupid fish with OCD

January 9, 2009

Ok so first off we own a salt water aqarium. It’s pritty wicked. Anyways we’ve got the clown fish from Finding Nemo in our tank (2, actually). They’re a lot more stupid than in the movie. Anyways earlier tonight marlin (one of the clownfish) decided to just go and stare at one of our snales. Below is a video we got.

Anyways it’s weird. Marline will just be swimmin’ around, then he sees the snail. He quickly rushes over and just stares at the snail for like fifteen seconds. Then he’ll go swim around some more. Then he’ll pass the snail again and stare at him. The cycles still going on an hour later. Ok well I’ll shut up and show you the vid. It’s below.

http://www.viddler.com/explore/DylanT/videos/15/

Sorry ’bout the poor quality. Something went wrong while I was uploading it i guess.

embarrassing moments..

January 7, 2009

Yeah so I’m not about to tell you any embarrassing moments. But don’t you just hate it when you think about times when you embarressed yourself so bad. You just kinda wanna slap yourself like a trillion times. I hate that. Just bringing up the subject, i’ve already thought of several embarrassing moments, like where I’ve made myself look like a special kid. I hate that. anyways. You’re probably wondering why I wrote this.. it’s because right now i’m thinking about horrobly embarrassing things and I decided “huh. I’m suffering through this. Maybe if I write about it, all the unfortanate victims who read this will think about their embarrassing moments. Then I won’t be alone.” Yeah.

Ok well I g2g and sneak some leftover holiday pie and bestow upon it the privilege of being my midnight snack. ttyl.