Hey morons, Global Warming doesn’t exist!

January 20, 2009

Come on people! Do y’all seriously believe that the world is going to end because we utilize assets (ie factories) we’ve been given?????? ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?

The weatherman can’t even predict tomorrows weather correctly half the time, why should we believe them when they say global warming is going to end the world in 50000 years????? umm,,, stupid. duh.

Seriously. These people can’t even tell us how it will happen! They just say something bad will happen. Sorry – if you want me to believe I need some reliable evidence.

I do agree that oil spills kill fish. duh. I don’t think we should stop using boats.. that’s just dumb. Oil spills are rare. BTW did you know the gov spends more money on animal care than they do on child care? creepy…

AND WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE STOP DRILLING? Do you brainwashed people know how much the economy, and you, relies on oil?

Oh and Al Gore’s wonderful lightbulb invention that was supposed to use less energy.. it umm, uses like the same amount of energy as any lightbulb. The only difference is that it lasts longer.

Two seals were damaged by an oil spill. After they were rescued and the govarnment spent $2000 on each animal, they were released into the wild. A whole crowd of around 100 people were watching and cheering as the seal made their way across the ice to the ocean. Suddenly, just after the seals slid into the water, a whale swam up and ate them both.

Just though that was a funny joke.

Dylan

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One Response to “Hey morons, Global Warming doesn’t exist!”

  1. Nitronic Says:

    Lol great ending! ^_^


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