The [not] fairness doctrine

February 18, 2009

fairness-doctrine2So what is the fairness doctrine?

Yeah so I’ll tell you what it is in my opinion really quick because I’m pissed and I want to get to the part where I can totally bash this. The Fairness Doctrine is a document that will silence conservative talk-radio. So anything you say against liberals (definition: the selfish butthole pigs running the country) is like, uhh, illegal.
 

Ok. This is the fun part.

Umm, HELLO? Did I miss something back in 2nd grade? Didn’t the pilgrims origanily come to America so that they could have the right to free religoun. And then didn’t we base this country on FREE SPEECH?? And if I’m not mistaken doesn’t the First Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibit the govarnment from making laws that infringe free speech??? Like wow I really must have failed 2nd grade history/social studies or something. SERIOUSLY!

I’m sorry. I’d rather like to know that the idiots running this nation spend my money on making the illegal immigrants feel more at home. Like I can’t really stop it, but at least let me know what y’all are doing with my money. People like Rush Limbaugh, Mike Savage, Mark Levin, are all going to be forced off the radio so that the liberals can spread their lies. 
 

So why do the liberals want this???

hehe. This is juicy. You see the liberals already OWN the media. So a long time ago (like in 2000)  in a far away land called America some liberals (here on dubbed ‘The Buttholes‘) decided that they wanted to take on Talk Radio.

Now each radio station is funded mainly by its advertisers. You see the problem was that the buttholes didn’t have anybody to advertise, because all the advertisers knew that everyone wanted to hear the truth, and NOBODY goes to the buttholes for the truth.

So the buttholes never really got up on their feet. And they decided that all of America must not be allowed to hear the truth. Thus they created The Butthole Fairness Doctrine.

So, the reason liberals want the fairness doctrine is so that we can all be subdued to their lies. Isn’t that just dandy?

 

Closing notes

Oh and if you enjoy my blog you won’t be able to read it, ’cause the libs are also wanting the Fairness Doc to apply to the internet. That’s 2 free peices of duck tape for Dylan!

Yeah listen PLEASE comment but holy crap don’t argue back unless you actually have an argumeant worth my time. Alright?

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Michael Phelps

February 11, 2009

So as most of you probably know, the world famous Olympic champion Michael Phelps was caught in a photo on pot.

The photo was taken mid-atunm last year (2008 ) here at University of South Carolina. The county sheriff made a public statement and said he would press charges on Phelps if possible.

he wasn’t kidding, either. The sheriff did some digging and has made 8 arrests. Everyone arrested was in the room when the photo of Phelps using a bong was taken, except for Phelps.

Phelps has made a public apology for his behaviour, and he’s in the photo. ther Sheriff just needs to work a few more things before Phelps is arrested.

Kellogg cereal has dropped their partnership with Phelps and he’s been suspended from the Olympics.

Now here’s what I think. Phelps is a great guy. He is a role model for so many children, young and teens. He showed negative for drug tests during the Olympic games, and this photo was taken after the Olympics. That leads me to believe that Phelps won the Olympic games, had a few months off of training and the media, and in all the relaxing he just kinda screwed up. STILL, that is NO excuse for his behaviour. He’s just let down millions of families and fans who supported him all the way. Still: If my theory is correct, I believe he should be given a second chance.

So he’s lost his partnership with Kellogg, he’s been suspended from the Olympics, and he will most likely pay jailtime.

The most common, looked up to, celebrated athlete on the planet just flushed his courier down the toilet. Sad, isn’t it?

Obama bops his head :D

February 10, 2009

Omg the FUNNIEST thing happened today.

So Obama is walking from the whitehouse to the chopper. He’s carrying a folder and walking his little I’m the President of the United States of America walk, lookin’ all proud and such.

He gets walks into the chopper and pops out to wave one last time at the Media. He bops his head while pulling it back into the chopper. It’s kinda funny.

Vid @ http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2009/02/09/vo.obama.bumps.head.cnn

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying he shouldn’t be president because he bopped his head while trying to pull it into the chopper. I’m just entertained at how he walks his prideful walk only to screw up and hit head while entering the chopper.

Obama closes GITMO

January 21, 2009

I AM PISSED OFF!

As one of his first orders as Pres. of the US, Barak Obama is ordering the closing of GITMO in one year. So you’re probably wondering, what the heck is GITMO? Gitmo is where all our nice little 9/11, muslim, american hating terrorist friends are being held. President Obama want’s to close it down. Yeah, like let them go. Basicly.

The terrorists will get away without any war-crime charges. Read this article on FOXNEWS to for more and this article to read the 9/11 victim-families reactions.

Oh, also, by the way, now we don’t only pay for our own abortions, but we’re paying for abortions in other countries.

Come on people! Do y’all seriously believe that the world is going to end because we utilize assets (ie factories) we’ve been given?????? ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?

The weatherman can’t even predict tomorrows weather correctly half the time, why should we believe them when they say global warming is going to end the world in 50000 years????? umm,,, stupid. duh.

Seriously. These people can’t even tell us how it will happen! They just say something bad will happen. Sorry – if you want me to believe I need some reliable evidence.

I do agree that oil spills kill fish. duh. I don’t think we should stop using boats.. that’s just dumb. Oil spills are rare. BTW did you know the gov spends more money on animal care than they do on child care? creepy…

AND WHY THE HECK SHOULD WE STOP DRILLING? Do you brainwashed people know how much the economy, and you, relies on oil?

Oh and Al Gore’s wonderful lightbulb invention that was supposed to use less energy.. it umm, uses like the same amount of energy as any lightbulb. The only difference is that it lasts longer.

Two seals were damaged by an oil spill. After they were rescued and the govarnment spent $2000 on each animal, they were released into the wild. A whole crowd of around 100 people were watching and cheering as the seal made their way across the ice to the ocean. Suddenly, just after the seals slid into the water, a whale swam up and ate them both.

Just though that was a funny joke.

Dylan

Obama wins election

November 5, 2008

Ok. We all know Obama’s won the election (or at least I hope you have, otherwise you must be totally disconnected with real life :p ).

I dislike Obama very much. He passed an abortion method in which the abortionist stabbed scissors into the babies head, he wants to teach kindergardeners about sex, and a lot more. He doesn’t want America to be a free country, he wants America to be a govarnment controled country. So if you have money you’re saving up because you want to be a new car, or you want to take your family on a vacation, just go on and forget about it. This is called socialism.

THE FACT: Although I hate Obama very much, and I do not agree with any of his policies, he will be, come January, the President of the United States. I guess this means I have to respect him… somewhat >:).

Anyways you guys brace yourselves for the next four years. His economics plan is only going to dig us inter a deeper pit with regards to the economic crisis.

Dylan