I want to do my nails

March 6, 2009

Ok – no. I don’t want to do my nails, and no, I’m not gay. So on with the story. 

I  had just gotten out of classes at the resource center and me and hailey and my mom were in the car waiting for Savannah to finish a chem test. The car windows were open.
I’m really bored so I pick up some little sand-paper popsickle stick looking like thing and I try to figure out what it is. Like the name was on the tip of my tounge but I couldn’t get it out! I knew that y’all girls use it for ur nails.

Mom reached out to take the stick. Just as she grabbed it I remembered that it was called a nail filer and those female things use it to file down their nails. I joked (very loudly) “But I want to do my nails!!!”

Just as I said that Leanne walks by the window and hears it and starts laughing like crazy! and then she goes in the resource center and tells everyone in the front room what had happened.

you probably dont care but it was SOO funny if you were there.

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More things I hate

February 26, 2009

So earlier this week I was requested by Karmen to write about ‘um’. I decided that there wasn’t much to say about um except that it’s used by a lot of people who don’t have a lot to say. 

So instead I decided to write about things I hate, just because I’m such a negative little hethen who likes putting people down :D. No jk I just hate writting about things I like ’cause there’s no fun in that.

anyways let’s get started.

  • I hate *hate* hate hate looking at the bottoms of peoples feet. Gross. Disgusting. Revolting. So in public if ur wearin fliperfloppers cause it’s the south and that’s just what we do but I’m able to see the bottom part of ur foot I’ll try and ignore it but end up asking you to move it. Leanne can attest to that. 
  • I hate dramaqueens. They’re always so self-centered little brats who think the world evolves around them. Now like I understand a 6 year old dramaqueen, but to be 15 and still act like that is just ridiculous. 
  • Watered down sweet tea. Yeah-that’s gross.. UR IN THE SOUTH! FLAVOR UP UR TEA YOU YANKEES!
  • Oh yeah people who insult u for wearin flip flops in the winter. Like hey listen number 1 this is the south. That’s kinda like what we do. wearing flip-flops in the winter and other such retarted stuff. Number 2 i’m to lazy to tie my shoe, so, well umm deal with it.
  • EWW people who don’t wear deoderent are just, umm, stupid. Let’s leave it at that.
  • LIBERALS!!!!! I HATE LIBERALS!!!! UR AGENDA IS SO TWISTED!! GO DRIVE UR LITTLE ELECTRIC CARS IN FRANCE!!
  • I hate people telling me to do something I’m already doing. I dont hate the people telling, cause then I’d hate a lot of people. I just hate the act of being told something so obvious a baby would know it. 

Yeah so u know writting like “Oh YEAH my life is so hunky dory!” is just so darn annoying. Soooooo instead I write about these stupid things I can’t stand. Feel free to comment (duh.)

embarrassing moments..

January 7, 2009

Yeah so I’m not about to tell you any embarrassing moments. But don’t you just hate it when you think about times when you embarressed yourself so bad. You just kinda wanna slap yourself like a trillion times. I hate that. Just bringing up the subject, i’ve already thought of several embarrassing moments, like where I’ve made myself look like a special kid. I hate that. anyways. You’re probably wondering why I wrote this.. it’s because right now i’m thinking about horrobly embarrassing things and I decided “huh. I’m suffering through this. Maybe if I write about it, all the unfortanate victims who read this will think about their embarrassing moments. Then I won’t be alone.” Yeah.

Ok well I g2g and sneak some leftover holiday pie and bestow upon it the privilege of being my midnight snack. ttyl.