More things I hate

February 26, 2009

So earlier this week I was requested by Karmen to write about ‘um’. I decided that there wasn’t much to say about um except that it’s used by a lot of people who don’t have a lot to say. 

So instead I decided to write about things I hate, just because I’m such a negative little hethen who likes putting people down :D. No jk I just hate writting about things I like ’cause there’s no fun in that.

anyways let’s get started.

  • I hate *hate* hate hate looking at the bottoms of peoples feet. Gross. Disgusting. Revolting. So in public if ur wearin fliperfloppers cause it’s the south and that’s just what we do but I’m able to see the bottom part of ur foot I’ll try and ignore it but end up asking you to move it. Leanne can attest to that. 
  • I hate dramaqueens. They’re always so self-centered little brats who think the world evolves around them. Now like I understand a 6 year old dramaqueen, but to be 15 and still act like that is just ridiculous. 
  • Watered down sweet tea. Yeah-that’s gross.. UR IN THE SOUTH! FLAVOR UP UR TEA YOU YANKEES!
  • Oh yeah people who insult u for wearin flip flops in the winter. Like hey listen number 1 this is the south. That’s kinda like what we do. wearing flip-flops in the winter and other such retarted stuff. Number 2 i’m to lazy to tie my shoe, so, well umm deal with it.
  • EWW people who don’t wear deoderent are just, umm, stupid. Let’s leave it at that.
  • LIBERALS!!!!! I HATE LIBERALS!!!! UR AGENDA IS SO TWISTED!! GO DRIVE UR LITTLE ELECTRIC CARS IN FRANCE!!
  • I hate people telling me to do something I’m already doing. I dont hate the people telling, cause then I’d hate a lot of people. I just hate the act of being told something so obvious a baby would know it. 

Yeah so u know writting like “Oh YEAH my life is so hunky dory!” is just so darn annoying. Soooooo instead I write about these stupid things I can’t stand. Feel free to comment (duh.)

embarrassing moments..

January 7, 2009

Yeah so I’m not about to tell you any embarrassing moments. But don’t you just hate it when you think about times when you embarressed yourself so bad. You just kinda wanna slap yourself like a trillion times. I hate that. Just bringing up the subject, i’ve already thought of several embarrassing moments, like where I’ve made myself look like a special kid. I hate that. anyways. You’re probably wondering why I wrote this.. it’s because right now i’m thinking about horrobly embarrassing things and I decided “huh. I’m suffering through this. Maybe if I write about it, all the unfortanate victims who read this will think about their embarrassing moments. Then I won’t be alone.” Yeah.

Ok well I g2g and sneak some leftover holiday pie and bestow upon it the privilege of being my midnight snack. ttyl.

Things I hate updated 2008

December 31, 2008

So incase you were stupid enough to not read title, this post is about things I hate!
So let’s get started.

1. I hate looking at people’s feet. You know like the bottom part that’s all disgusting and stuff. I can’t even stand to have that in my periphials. AHH! HATE IT!

2. I hate it when people ask dumb questions, like “How are you?” when the person who is asking that kinda lives with me. I mean seriously, put the peices together you moron! You live with me!

3. I hate it when people over dramatize something. Like my little sister never stops doing that. “OH MY GOSH IT’S SO CUITE!” seriously, we’ve had the puppy for like three weeks. You should have gotten over how cuite it is.

4. People not flushing the toilet. Lets just not go there. It’s nasty. If you don’t flush you’re disgusting and I will personaly kick you out of my house if you dare not flush here. Case closed. Deal with it.

5. People trying to act funny. Like trying to act funny is annoying, but trying to act funny and failing is so just.. ARGH! I hate that.

6. Endless voicemails from someone. Like I could scroll through my voicemail right now  and I’d here the three same people about sixty times over and over again. I should probably delete some stuff soon…..

7. Girls who are utterly obsessed with themselves. Seriously. This ticks me off! I hate girls who just endlessly talk about themselves and suck the life out of you by asking endless self-pointed questions. ANNOYING! Thank the lord (Thank you, lord) I don’t have any friends like this. Period (just incase some of you [my friends] were wondering.. I’m not talking ’bout any of you)

8. Having to socialize. OMG I hate this. I hate having to be all social and talk with people and etc. This is so annoying. I’m a total party pooper. I’ll go out to a movie with friends but going to a large party I hate! I do like just hanging out with friends in general… but having to actually *socialize* and make new friends and hang out with people I don’t know and even sometimes go to partys with people I do know is something I really hate. I’m not shy, good heavens no, I just hate having to “socialize”.

9. Slow computers. Yeah. I’m so spoiled on this really fast (2.5 gig ram) computer I custom made myself a year ago that I cannot stand to use a slow computer. I’d rather just wait till I can use my own.

10. Paris Hilton. Yeah lets just leave it there. I hate Paris Hilton.So do you. Deep inside you’re saying “WOW HE’S SO BRILLIANT! PARIS HILTON IS A SELF-POINTED BARBY WHO PLAYS IN XXX MOVIES. SHE SHOULD DIE.” Now if you’re not thinking that, nevermind. I won’t waste my time.

11. People who just don’t shut up. Seriously. I’m fine talking on the phone with someone for five hours, but if I’m stuck at you house and you’re talking endlessly about crap I don’t care about, I really don’t want to listen. Go record yourself and listen to it over and over till your satisfied, just please, let me go home… alive.

12. Vegetables. Oh and btw it’s supposed to be pronounced vee-gee-tae-blo. no just joking about the pronunciation. I hope you didn’t believe me. You’d be really stupid if you did, quite frankly.

13. Emails telling me I must forward the email to at least 10 people if I want to go to heaven. Give me a break, seriously! I’m not going to forward some stupid email sent to me by some judgmental person who calls himself a christian. Sorry. If God wants me to send a message I think that the bush’s in my yard will burn before he uses a computer. Hope I didnt offend anyone. If I did, deal with it.

So if you disagreed with anything I said here, deal with it. Opinions is what makes the world go round. Sadly for you, though, the above are facts, not my opinions :p

no just joking…

Ok bye.

Dylan

New stuff. Funny moments.

December 15, 2008

Yeah so for the new thingsies.

RED: NEW ALBUM: If you’re a fan of the christian rock band RED, you’ll be excited to know that they’re coming out with a new album – “Innocence and Instinct”. If you go to the bands MySpace, you can listen to a preview of one of the songs in that album.

SHREK GOES FOURTH: Now I’ve had midterms etc all week so I didn’t dig for details. The infamous Shrek movie things are coming out with their 4th adventure. http://www.themovieinsider.com/m1824/shrek-4/

Funny Moments…

SO I was walking into school and a lady was like “Oh! Hey Dylan how’s it been going?”  I had no clue who this was.

me: “Umm,,.. do I know you?”

Lady: “Oh I’m Amanda’s mom.. Amanda and your sister did the science fair together last year”

me: “Oh yeah..”

Lady: “You look so much like your sister.”

Me: “I’m a guy…”

One of the administrators nearby who was listening rolled her eyes at my comment. “You know what she means.. Dylan”.

ANYWAYS  I know y’all probably don’t care but it was really funny if you’d been there.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,464848,00.html#

So here’s the deal: The schoolboard wants to teach kids as young as 10 to fight off an armed gunman. Some people are against this because it could cause “emotional trama“.

Now look people. Sure these kids are young, and they’re probably scared too, but the fact is that we live in a world where sin and violence and hate crimes and murder thrive. School shootings have twirlled out of control.

I would rather have my little brother come home alive at the cost of him being scared a little bit instead of having to watch him be lowered into the ground at the funeral.

What do you think about this?

Dylan

School.

October 7, 2008

Well I flunked my first Span. Test this year, bringing my total grade to a D. I manged to bring it up to a C through some worksheets and a test. I took another test today. This test decides the fate of my first quarter grade report. If I make a under a C on the test, then I get a D on my 1st quarter grade report, and I’m grounded. If I make above a C, then I get a B on my 1st quarter grade report. So I’m kinda nervous and anxious to see my test results.

Alright I got to start this weeks school.

Dylan