Things I hate updated 2008

December 31, 2008

So incase you were stupid enough to not read title, this post is about things I hate!
So let’s get started.

1. I hate looking at people’s feet. You know like the bottom part that’s all disgusting and stuff. I can’t even stand to have that in my periphials. AHH! HATE IT!

2. I hate it when people ask dumb questions, like “How are you?” when the person who is asking that kinda lives with me. I mean seriously, put the peices together you moron! You live with me!

3. I hate it when people over dramatize something. Like my little sister never stops doing that. “OH MY GOSH IT’S SO CUITE!” seriously, we’ve had the puppy for like three weeks. You should have gotten over how cuite it is.

4. People not flushing the toilet. Lets just not go there. It’s nasty. If you don’t flush you’re disgusting and I will personaly kick you out of my house if you dare not flush here. Case closed. Deal with it.

5. People trying to act funny. Like trying to act funny is annoying, but trying to act funny and failing is so just.. ARGH! I hate that.

6. Endless voicemails from someone. Like I could scroll through my voicemail right now  and I’d here the three same people about sixty times over and over again. I should probably delete some stuff soon…..

7. Girls who are utterly obsessed with themselves. Seriously. This ticks me off! I hate girls who just endlessly talk about themselves and suck the life out of you by asking endless self-pointed questions. ANNOYING! Thank the lord (Thank you, lord) I don’t have any friends like this. Period (just incase some of you [my friends] were wondering.. I’m not talking ’bout any of you)

8. Having to socialize. OMG I hate this. I hate having to be all social and talk with people and etc. This is so annoying. I’m a total party pooper. I’ll go out to a movie with friends but going to a large party I hate! I do like just hanging out with friends in general… but having to actually *socialize* and make new friends and hang out with people I don’t know and even sometimes go to partys with people I do know is something I really hate. I’m not shy, good heavens no, I just hate having to “socialize”.

9. Slow computers. Yeah. I’m so spoiled on this really fast (2.5 gig ram) computer I custom made myself a year ago that I cannot stand to use a slow computer. I’d rather just wait till I can use my own.

10. Paris Hilton. Yeah lets just leave it there. I hate Paris Hilton.So do you. Deep inside you’re saying “WOW HE’S SO BRILLIANT! PARIS HILTON IS A SELF-POINTED BARBY WHO PLAYS IN XXX MOVIES. SHE SHOULD DIE.” Now if you’re not thinking that, nevermind. I won’t waste my time.

11. People who just don’t shut up. Seriously. I’m fine talking on the phone with someone for five hours, but if I’m stuck at you house and you’re talking endlessly about crap I don’t care about, I really don’t want to listen. Go record yourself and listen to it over and over till your satisfied, just please, let me go home… alive.

12. Vegetables. Oh and btw it’s supposed to be pronounced vee-gee-tae-blo. no just joking about the pronunciation. I hope you didn’t believe me. You’d be really stupid if you did, quite frankly.

13. Emails telling me I must forward the email to at least 10 people if I want to go to heaven. Give me a break, seriously! I’m not going to forward some stupid email sent to me by some judgmental person who calls himself a christian. Sorry. If God wants me to send a message I think that the bush’s in my yard will burn before he uses a computer. Hope I didnt offend anyone. If I did, deal with it.

So if you disagreed with anything I said here, deal with it. Opinions is what makes the world go round. Sadly for you, though, the above are facts, not my opinions :p

no just joking…

Ok bye.

Dylan

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2 Responses to “Things I hate updated 2008”

  1. lily Says:

    Awesome job on this too many people need to get over themselves these days if you don’t like it deal with it or don’t commplain about it to others. ttyl

  2. Nitronic Says:

    Lol this some awesome blogging Dylan. I really have to start doing this sometime.:)


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