I want to do my nails

March 6, 2009

Ok – no. I don’t want to do my nails, and no, I’m not gay. So on with the story. 

I  had just gotten out of classes at the resource center and me and hailey and my mom were in the car waiting for Savannah to finish a chem test. The car windows were open.
I’m really bored so I pick up some little sand-paper popsickle stick looking like thing and I try to figure out what it is. Like the name was on the tip of my tounge but I couldn’t get it out! I knew that y’all girls use it for ur nails.

Mom reached out to take the stick. Just as she grabbed it I remembered that it was called a nail filer and those female things use it to file down their nails. I joked (very loudly) “But I want to do my nails!!!”

Just as I said that Leanne walks by the window and hears it and starts laughing like crazy! and then she goes in the resource center and tells everyone in the front room what had happened.

you probably dont care but it was SOO funny if you were there.

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March 2, 2009

Hey guys,

Alright well I’ve got an idear for a story. 

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no. I’m not an Athiest. The story is a spiritual thriller where dead people and deamons try to come into our world and take it over.

Yes. I know the first rule is a bit.. err.. corny. Deal with it.

Just read it & tell me vat you think.

Things I hate updated 2008

December 31, 2008

So incase you were stupid enough to not read title, this post is about things I hate!
So let’s get started.

1. I hate looking at people’s feet. You know like the bottom part that’s all disgusting and stuff. I can’t even stand to have that in my periphials. AHH! HATE IT!

2. I hate it when people ask dumb questions, like “How are you?” when the person who is asking that kinda lives with me. I mean seriously, put the peices together you moron! You live with me!

3. I hate it when people over dramatize something. Like my little sister never stops doing that. “OH MY GOSH IT’S SO CUITE!” seriously, we’ve had the puppy for like three weeks. You should have gotten over how cuite it is.

4. People not flushing the toilet. Lets just not go there. It’s nasty. If you don’t flush you’re disgusting and I will personaly kick you out of my house if you dare not flush here. Case closed. Deal with it.

5. People trying to act funny. Like trying to act funny is annoying, but trying to act funny and failing is so just.. ARGH! I hate that.

6. Endless voicemails from someone. Like I could scroll through my voicemail right now  and I’d here the three same people about sixty times over and over again. I should probably delete some stuff soon…..

7. Girls who are utterly obsessed with themselves. Seriously. This ticks me off! I hate girls who just endlessly talk about themselves and suck the life out of you by asking endless self-pointed questions. ANNOYING! Thank the lord (Thank you, lord) I don’t have any friends like this. Period (just incase some of you [my friends] were wondering.. I’m not talking ’bout any of you)

8. Having to socialize. OMG I hate this. I hate having to be all social and talk with people and etc. This is so annoying. I’m a total party pooper. I’ll go out to a movie with friends but going to a large party I hate! I do like just hanging out with friends in general… but having to actually *socialize* and make new friends and hang out with people I don’t know and even sometimes go to partys with people I do know is something I really hate. I’m not shy, good heavens no, I just hate having to “socialize”.

9. Slow computers. Yeah. I’m so spoiled on this really fast (2.5 gig ram) computer I custom made myself a year ago that I cannot stand to use a slow computer. I’d rather just wait till I can use my own.

10. Paris Hilton. Yeah lets just leave it there. I hate Paris Hilton.So do you. Deep inside you’re saying “WOW HE’S SO BRILLIANT! PARIS HILTON IS A SELF-POINTED BARBY WHO PLAYS IN XXX MOVIES. SHE SHOULD DIE.” Now if you’re not thinking that, nevermind. I won’t waste my time.

11. People who just don’t shut up. Seriously. I’m fine talking on the phone with someone for five hours, but if I’m stuck at you house and you’re talking endlessly about crap I don’t care about, I really don’t want to listen. Go record yourself and listen to it over and over till your satisfied, just please, let me go home… alive.

12. Vegetables. Oh and btw it’s supposed to be pronounced vee-gee-tae-blo. no just joking about the pronunciation. I hope you didn’t believe me. You’d be really stupid if you did, quite frankly.

13. Emails telling me I must forward the email to at least 10 people if I want to go to heaven. Give me a break, seriously! I’m not going to forward some stupid email sent to me by some judgmental person who calls himself a christian. Sorry. If God wants me to send a message I think that the bush’s in my yard will burn before he uses a computer. Hope I didnt offend anyone. If I did, deal with it.

So if you disagreed with anything I said here, deal with it. Opinions is what makes the world go round. Sadly for you, though, the above are facts, not my opinions :p

no just joking…

Ok bye.

Dylan

HALF / LIFE

December 5, 2008

Hey so I was editing my story for English and I came to the horrible realization that I had to actually have a name for the story (creepy, right?)

So I sat there for about 45 minutes trying to come up with a name (actually facebooking :p) until I finally came up with Half / Life.

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Why? Well if you havn’t read the story yet, I don’t want to ruin it. Here’s a .pdf link (I had some MAC and Linux users wanting to read it but couldn’t download Wake)

Half / Life
Please give me some feedback and suggestions, etc. The final paper is due next Thursday.

Dylan

My assignment this week was to write a 5 page short story. It’s supposed to be double spaced, so it’s really 2 1/2 pages..

anyways I really liked what I came up with. Read this rough (rough) draft and tell me what you think.

wrA second chance.wrf

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You’ll need Wake to open the file. Download it from www.CodePackage.com/software.html

Tell me what you think,

Dylan

I got a B!

October 9, 2008

Hey guys!

Earlier I told you how I had that Spanish test that I was release nervouse about. Well I got the test back and I made a B!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME=HAPPY

Dylan

School.

October 7, 2008

Well I flunked my first Span. Test this year, bringing my total grade to a D. I manged to bring it up to a C through some worksheets and a test. I took another test today. This test decides the fate of my first quarter grade report. If I make a under a C on the test, then I get a D on my 1st quarter grade report, and I’m grounded. If I make above a C, then I get a B on my 1st quarter grade report. So I’m kinda nervous and anxious to see my test results.

Alright I got to start this weeks school.

Dylan